When I finally dragged his scrawny wet butt in the door he rolled all over my pretty wood floors. Thanks, dog! The whole house smells lovely now. Lucky for puppy-pants, some geniuses invented Febreeze years ago. I'm off to buy the dog his own waterpark, since our very own lawn is being seeded today!
Don't be fooled - this little dog makes my heart happy, even when he's being a full-on knucklehead.