While at the mall, shopping for a dress to wear to graduation, Allison brings me a dress I find hideous.
Allison: Why not?
Me: I don't like it.
Allison: It's good!
Allison: Grunts then asks: What's wrong with it?
Me: It looks like I lost at paintball in it.
Allison: You don't even know what paintball is!